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by johnGilt
WORLD: Was Senator Baucus Drunk?
USA Sen. Max Baucus (Democrat - Montana) came under fire on his health care speech which shows him slurring. Conservatives and blogs were quick to claim that he was intoxicated. Check the video below and judge for yourself.
Even Rep. Mark Foley came out on his Facebook -
On his Facebook page, former Rep. Mark Foley commented on the video: "This is the senator that hired his staffer and then took her on trips ... and divorced his wife ... and they had me run out of...
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by Hammer
WEIRD: Man Tries to Have Sex with Giraffe ... TWICE!!!!
Let's start by answering the question on everyone's mind .. Yes, alcohol was involved. As you can imagine, the guy must have been pretty drunk. And, to clarify a bit, the Giraffe in question was stuffed.
A giraffe spent Friday morning at the Ashland Police Department, after an officer rescued it from the clutches of a drunken man who was trying to take it home.
The 4-foot stuffed giraffe, located outside the downtown children's store Bug A Boo, was a tempting target for...
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by Hammer
WEIRD: Don't Pee in THIS Pool!
You have to hand it to the Austrians, they definitely know how to throw a good party. When it comes to getting drunk, I don't think a frat house in all of the USA can compare to this.
Meet Markus Amann, a 23 year old barman that has revolutionized the bar scene. In an effort to 'help' with people's health problems, Markus Amann has filled 3 pools with 42,000 pints of beer, allowing people to swim in it and even drink it ... and you thought peeing in public pools was bad....
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by SNAFU
WEIRD: Intoxicated Couple Uses Thirteen-Year-Old as Designated Driver
A couple in Marin County, CA used a thirteen-year-old as a designated driver in an effort to to avoid another DUI. They managed to do so, but now face charges of child endangerment and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.Heather Choulos, 32, and boyfriend Donald Hughes, 29, had dinner with Choulos thirteen-year-old son on Sunday night. The couple became intoxicated, and because they had several DUIs between them, asked the teen to be their designated driver. The boy stopped the vehicle...
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by Hammer
WEIRD: Man not attempting to rob a store has bag of money thrown at him in case of mistaken robdentity. Alcohol involved
Waterloo, Iowa While working behind the counter at your local convenience store, an obviously drunk man approaches rambling about something completely incoherent, do you:
A) Ask the man politely to leaveB) Slap the man, then insist he leaveC) Empty the register into a bag, and throw the bag at the man ... and hope the man leaves on his own
If you guessed C, you are 100% correct ... at least, thats what our idiot clerks in Iowa's Five Star Snacks and More decided to do.
Waterloo police say clerks at a...
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by newsfreak
WORLD: Japan's controversial ex-finance minister Nakagawa found dead
Tokyo, Japan Japan's former finance minister Shoichi Nakagawa, 56, who was recently forced to resign due his drunken behaviour at a G7 news conference in February, was found dead at his home in Tokyo's residential district of Setagaya. The cause of his death has not been revealed yet.
At the G7 news conference in February in Rome, Italy, he was obviously drunk. He was drunk enough to be incoherent and slurred in his speech. Earlier he had blamed the speech impairment on cold medicine. Watch the...
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by Hammer
WEIRD: Criminally insane man jumps out of ambulance driving past Universal Studios and is struck and killed by a drunk driver, proving once again that Hollywood is not out of idiots
Every so often you hear of an incident so bewildering that you think, "Only in Hollywood". Well, this time you would be almost right ... while the incident happened in Hollywood, it was strangely not prewritten by a bunch of Drunk writers.
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A criminally insane man jumped out of a private ambulance late Tuesday night and was hit by another car traveling south on the Hollywood (101) Freeway, north of Barham Boulevard, according to the California Highway Patrol....
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by Hammer
WORLD: "Don't drink and drive" doesn't mean "Don't call in a fake armed robbery to distract the police so you can drive home" [Fark]
North Shore, Australia People do stupid things ... wrecking your Ferrari comes to mind, worse yet wrecking your bosses Ferrari. While these acts may seem stupid, they pale in comparison what a young couple from North Shore Australia did in order to 'safely' drive home while drunk after being told by police that driving home is out of the question.
These two idiots decided to call in an armed robbery attempt to 'distract' police while they safely drove home. Fortunately, the world is...
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by Hammer
ARTS: Paris Hilton exposes her thong in boozy Valentine’s Day antics
I found some of the shots, needless to say I was expecting a bit more.
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