Aberdeen, Scotland I have heard all different kind of assaults but assaulting a female police officer with a penis might be unheard of. It seems like it happened like this - On November 15th 2009, 28-year old Marium Varinauskas was busy getting drunk when his girlfriend decided that she cannot take any more. So, she did the best thing she could think of - call the cops. When Police officer Elaine Lynch arrived at the apartment, Marium found her a little too charming and decided to take his wiener out and... Full Story