Putting your finger in some-one's butt crack can result in a broken bed and a knife fight - in addition to a smelly finger! A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said. The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city. According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The... Full Story

Maryville, IL, USA In a very sad incident, a suicidal gunman shot and killed a pastor (Pastor Fred Winters) in a First Baptist church in Maryville, IL during the Sunday morning service today (March 8th 2009). When the gun jammed while trying to kill himself, he began stabbing himself. Some parishioners tried to tackle him and received non-fatal stab wounds. The gunman is currently in critical situation. From AFP - The gunman, who was in serious condition and has not been identified, walked down... Full Story

Dendermonde, Belgium This is horrifying news. A guy rode down to a creche in north-western Belgium tricked his way inside the creche and attacked the children and adults with a knife. A man who had painted his face black and white reportedly tricked his way into the nursery in Dendermonde, where he ran amok before escaping. The man was later caught in a near by shop. Two infants and one adult were killed in the attack. Another 10 children were injured requiring surgery. From BBC News Article... Full Story