How many times are we going to have to tolerate these crazy religious zealots finding random imprints that resemble the divine?  Every religion around the world has found at least 100 of these imprints and uses them to prove that they are the right religion and everyone else is wrong.  This has got to stop.  

This wouldn't be so bad if only a few people believed this garbage, but this latest Jesus sighting has literaly brought traffic to a stop.  It is hard to believe that this world is populated with so many idiots ... on second thought, what am I saying?

An Australian News Site has the full story, but there is nothing to read.  Psycho's flying out to a remote island to see the face of Jesus that was apparently formed by a Priest's ass, how ridiculous.  What's really ridiculous is what the people visiting the place were saying:

Antoinette, an 82-year-old parishioner, said the face was a "divine phenomenon" as tears welled up her eyes.

"This is not a miracle, it's a sign of God," said parish priest Daniel Gavard.

For Christ's sake, a sign from God?  What's next, the Priest's ass will be labeled a holy item and put on display in the church?  Give me a break!

The story was found on Fark, but that is not the best part.  The best part are the Jesus/Allah sightings in image form in their comments.  Follow the link for the latest, but I had to copy some of the funnier ones on this site.

You know, this story reminds me of the Cheech and Chong movie where Cheech drives up to a beautiful girl, rolls down the window and says, “Hey” … briefly brushing off his mustache … “Let me clear off a place for you to sit.”  (paraphrased a bit)

… I know, sacrilege … whatever!