Megan Mariah Barnes: Don't shave your privates while driving either!

Published by johnGilt
March 7, 2010 at 10:14

37-Year old Megan Mariah Barnes had to meet her boyfriend for a "special" visit but forgot to take care of the horrendous pubic hair around her privates. So, she decided - because she can't be late for the visit, she will shave them while driving. She asked her ex-husband Charles Judy, who was in the passenger seat, to hold the wheel while she would shave her pubes.Obviously, it didn't work as she rear-ended another car that was making a turn.

Megan Mariah Barnes: Don't shave your privates while driving either!

 

Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said.

Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said.

Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said.

"She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' "

Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said.

Source: keysnews.com

 

Interestingly, both Megan and her thunderbird were not supposed to be on the road.

The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.Source: keysnews.com

This story has too many questions here -

  • Why was the ex-husband doing in the car? Assisting her to shave her pubic hair? Or take care of the car while she has sex with her boyfriend?
  • Was the "boyfriend" so punctual, that he couldn't have taken the regular "bikini wax" delay?
  • Was the boyfriend so special that he wouldn't have liked her unshaved?

I will scrape off the last question, especially after looking at the hair on her head.

Makes you wonder, was she trying to make an "urgent" appointment with a "customer" instead?

 


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Comment by
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March 11, 2010 at 01:54

I was a hairdresser and some years ago, I had a woman who did a "Double Touch-Up."She'd take the leftover bleach in the bathroom,& apply it to her "private's." P.S.We never charged her extra---just got a good laugh over it.!!That woman sure could use a Touch-Up.!!

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June 22, 2010 at 12:04

She could do withy a pair of <a href="http://www.ghd-style.com" target="new" style="color:black;text-decoration:none">ghd straighteners</a> to sort her hair out, its a right mess. Also get your roots done love

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