In an act of genius, some pissed off guy (possibly ex-employee) decided to shit in a bucket of grease (odd, no?).  In so doing, he tipped it over spilling grease everywhere.  To make matters more interesting, there is a video camera taping the entire incident, promising to be the best YouTube video ever!

I can understand a lot of things, like shitting on someone's property to make a point (I don't agree with this, all I'm saying is that I understand).  However, where is the logic in shitting in a grease bucket?  What can you possibly achieve there?  Maybe, I am thinking it all wrong, and instead of trying to piss someone off, this dumb criminal decided to be 'nice' by shitting somewhere that no one would mind (assuming the grease is being discarded)?  Regardless, this situation just reeks of idiocy.

Entire article below:

Police are looking for a clumsy, rude, bald thief who tipped over a barrel of grease while trying to defecate in it, while immortalizing himself on a security camera.

The incident happened around dawn on Saturday, Oct. 3, at Palumbo's Pizzeria on McConnell Street in Stroudsburg. Police released details on Tuesday.

Workers arriving at the building found a 50-gallon drum of excess grease tipped over. When they watched security video to see what had happened, they saw a man attempting to defecate in the drum; while he was trying, the drum tipped over.

The man got up and cut metal tubing housing wiring, and ripped several feet of copper wire out of the tube. He then left the area.

The camera shows the man showing up at about 6:25 a.m. and leaving at 6:36 a.m. He is a white male, 25-40 years old, bald and wearing gloves.

Anyone with information should contact SARP Detective Transue at (570) 421-8800.

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