Bob Morris, Indiana “Values” Rushpubliscum, Reveals the Truth About Girl Scouts

Thank goodness there are still righteous UHMURICUNS out there, watching over our children and protecting them from the HOMASEXUL agenda.

I’d like to introduce you to one of those by-God Uhmuhricuns right now.

Meet Bob Morris, Rushpubliscum state legislator from the Fort Wayne area of Indiana. Before I read Bob’s findings, I had no idea; hell, both of my daughters are MEMBERS of this horrible organization.

I will soon change that, of course. Now that Bob Morris has enlightened me. But really, how was I to know that the Girl Scouts of America was a Sapphic organization that sells cookies to finance abortion drives?

I will feel damned guilty when my shipment of cookies comes in. Every box sold finances the termination of another fetus.

An Indiana lawmaker won’t support a resolution celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts because he believes it is a “radicalized organization” that supports abortion and promotes homosexuality.

Rep. Bob Morris of Fort Wayne has sent a letter to fellow Indiana House Republicans explaining why he opposes the nonbinding resolution.

The Journal Gazette reported Monday (http://bit.ly/wkGLqP) that Morris said he found online allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, encourage sex and allow transgender females to join. He also wrote that the fact that first lady Michelle Obama is honorary president should give lawmakers pause before they endorse the Girl Scouts.

Ah, HA! Michelle Obama is behind it ALL! Well that right there is more than enough for me, and it ought to be for YOU, too!

I sometimes feel cheated, having had parents who weren’t close relatives. If my mom and dad had been brother and sister, maybe I would have been raised right, and known when I was dealing with a bunch of dirty abortionists out to promote the HOMASEXUL agenda and turn my daughters into flannel-wearing monster truck drivers.

But I am what I am, so I am deeply grateful that Bob Morris is out there, educating me and everyone else with a background of mongrelized DNA.

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